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The cheese that a male produces at the end of sexual intercourse.
Oh no, Jim you've got sexcheese on the bed again, clean it up before the kids come in!
Sexcheese by EarlyBtw April 21, 2021
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nibba sex cheese 

yo jeremy ate a nibba sex cheese
nibba sex cheese by allahcheeese November 16, 2020

dirty sancheese 

While giving your gal some hot butt action, dip your forefinger into a jar of nacho cheese, paint a curlicued Mexican mustache on her upper lip, and yell, "Ole!"

That's a dirty sancheese.

Very classy.
Ben gave Amanda a dirty sancheese last weekend.

I hear she was so impressed, there's wedding bells in their future.
dirty sancheese by scodder March 3, 2014

sex cheese 

The foamy amalgams of semen and fluid that urp out of a vagina during and shortly after intercourse.
"I usually keep an old towel handy to sop up all the sex cheese my girlfriend leaks on me."

"That's cool, I usually just use a dirty sock."
sex cheese by maxaminus May 11, 2009

SirCheeseLordOCheese 

Me :)
SirCheeseLordOCheese is the most spiritually enlightened person out of everyone that has existed at least once in this insignificant spec of stuff called everything.
A total guido from philly who gets spray tans and says "yo" all the time. Usually a cheerleader and short with a goofy ass haircut. Most people don't like to hang out with these people because they are always wasted off natty ice and SHOTS.
Yo that kid walking out of the tanning booth is such a scheese.
Scheese by Einhorn December 7, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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