Definitions by EarlyBtw

Dickcheese 

The cheese that a male produces at random points in the day. Normally when they are alone eg. In a house.

Oh no, got dickcheese over the sofa got to clean it before my parents get in!

Dickcheese by EarlyBtw April 21, 2021

Sexcheese

The cheese that a male produces at the end of sexual intercourse.

Oh no, Jim you've got sexcheese on the bed again, clean it up before the kids come in!

Sexcheese by EarlyBtw April 21, 2021