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Sex Definition 

A retarded definition usually made by a 12 year old on urbandictionary failing to be funny. A sex definition usually has this formula

Typical definition of a word that is turned into a sexual act:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass (blank) and right before you cum pull your dick out then say (blank) then (blank) while you are cumming, then say "bitch you just got (blanked)
Example of a Sex Definition on Urban Dictionary.

George Washington:

While you're fucking a girl in the ass put wooden teeth on and right before you cum pull your dick out then say "give me liberty or give me death!" then put a $1 bill on her face and cum all over it , then say "bitch you just got George Washingtoned!"
Sex Definition by Roc18 April 28, 2010
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obligatory sex definition 

I have to do this because hee hoo haa haa sex funny guys
no example, shoo you filthy peasants looking for sex jokes, like this obligatory one
you fucking sex trolls, go else where for this kinda joke, not this obligatory sex definition

Definition of Sex 

This is what you tell your daughter when she says she's never had sex yet.

"Well Princess, if a man ejaculates in your presence with your permission, consent, or active participation, you just had sex."

If your son says something similar the slight variation is "did you ejaculate in the presence of...etc

Insertion Exemption: Any consensual insertion of penis or penis like object into a bodily oriface can qualify as sex too.
Man: "Honey I'm home from work and stopped at a peep show but don't worry I didn't have sex. I didn't masterbate to completion because I was too drunk from my 5 martini lunch.

Wife: "You What!!!!!!?"

Man: "Its OK, Urban Dictionary says the Urban Dictionary says that this doesn't qualify as the Definition of Sex"

Alternate Example:

Daughter: "I'm still a virgin cause I have my cherry. I only let my boyfriend ass hump me

Father: "You are one sick pup, Princess"
Definition of Sex by snausages333 October 18, 2006

Listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick 

An experience. Consider your options wisely.
Bruh I was just listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick on the UrbDic and it changed my life.
Bro that's so cool but how about "I Love You Jesus" by Trisha Paytas?
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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