Sex Buffer

when your friend is going out with another person, and they invite you along for the sole purpose of making sure the third person doesn't think it's a date.

in effect, your friend asks you to come along, just to defuse the sexual tension and make sure nothing happens without them having to verbally reject the other party.

note: Sex Buffers work best when you and the third party are of the same gender so they don't try to invite a 4th person to make this into a Forced Double Date

Guy 1: hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: i went to the bar with that girl i was telling you about...
Guy 1: niiiice. did you hit it?
Guy 2: no! she brought her roommate as a sex buffer. he kept getting in between us and cockblocking me.

Sex Buffer by Shaggo August 23, 2011

buffer sex 

The first person you have sex with after a long term relationship in preparation for the person you really want to have sex with.

I wanted to have sex with Jimmy after I broke up with Tom, so I had buffer sex with Matt.

buffer sex by Sjt22 February 9, 2015

Sex-Buffet 

Any man who offers his body meat for the ladies to feast on

Despite mild narcolepsy, Popey was still able to be the Sex-Buffet all the ladies wanted to dine on

Sex-Buffet by Crapfromdastreet April 23, 2015

sex-buffet 

A selection of slim jims, croutons, and rye bread kept bedside to be used during sexual intercourse for reasons that have nothing to do with nutritional value, but have everything to do with kinky sex.

When I picked up the PBR at the liquor store I also grabbed a box of slim jims for the sex-buffet.

sex-buffet by peppermint soap October 13, 2006