Number 15. Sewer Rats
When I was a young boy, I came across a couple of sewer rats
from the drain beside my home
I began doing what any young boy would do and began eating the sewer rats. Fur and all. My me-ma saw me in the corner devouring a couple of sewer rats. She exclaimed,”Oh, Dios mio. Me poor boy. He’s eating sewer rats. Rats that are from the sewer.” I did not reply for I was far too busy crunching on a couple of sewer rats.
Number 15. Sewer Rats
When I was a young boy, I came across a couple of sewer rats
from the drain beside my home
I began doing what any young boy would do and began eating the sewer rats. Fur and all. My me-ma saw me in the corner devouring a couple of sewer rats. She exclaimed,”Oh, Dios mio. Me poor boy. He’s eating sewer rats. Rats that are from the sewer.” I did not reply for I was far too busy crunching on a couple of sewer rats
Unlike a solo ratchet the sewer rat tends to be multiple. You never see them just hear them, unless you are what they want to prey on. They stay in the dark and/or like hoodies. They seem to only be a problem for couples. They all have a habit of distracting one to keep you wondering if you really just seen that. While the other is getting promise's of sex and ideas of money and power. When these ugly creatures are around it's not as obvious as you would think so if at any time you think "is my partner really getting a hand job in the same room as me?" The answer is you probably have a sewer rat problem.
Jim: Where is Jack? haven't really seen him around.
John: He's been playing in the gutters and the sewer rats sunk their teeth in.
Jim: poor Jill does she know?
John: she thinks she's going crazy and no one has the heart to tell her it's sewer rats.
Jim: that's fatal! Their relationship will never last now! I call dibs on her!
John: aren't you just a sewer rat in the making.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.