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Seven-Upper

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That Seven-Upper always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up.
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Seven-Upper

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That Seven-Upper always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up.

Seven-Upper

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That Seven-Upper always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up.

7Upper (Seven-Upper) 

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That 7Upper (Seven-Upper) always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up so hard.
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