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Seven-Upper

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That Seven-Upper always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up.
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Seven-Upper

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That Seven-Upper always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up.

Seven-Upper

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That Seven-Upper always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up.

7Upper (Seven-Upper) 

In contrary to popular belief, there is a next level to a “one (1) upper”. With no affiliation between the soda beverage, a seven (7) upper is someone who not only responds to someone else’s experience with one of their own. But then morphs the story into seven times more of a likely fabricated event of their own. With the sole purpose to establish that there ego matches the mass of their bullshit, taking away any evidence of the original persons shared event.

Example:

Person A: I enjoy my vacation by the beach.

Person B aKa 7Upper: oh yeah, at one time I was vacationing off the coast of New Zealand, and there was this boat full of tourist, and we watch the boat as it sank due to hitting too close to shore, and likely rocks. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw one person, screaming for help waving their hands, so I jumped into the ocean to try to save them. The closer I swam to them, I realized there was more than one person. After fighting off the hammerhead sharks I saved the lives of 7 women, 3 babies, and 1 beagle who was pregnant with puppies, by putting them all on my back and swimming to shore.
That 7Upper (Seven-Upper) always has to have a better story than everyone, what a twatwaffle, always trying to one up so hard.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026