set it up

V. To masterbate. (Inf. To set it up.)

1.I got kicked out of church after I set it up in my pew.

2. "Dude my dick hurts!" "Is it because you set it up 8 times this morning?"

by stephen stephenson May 7, 2006

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set me up

A request to buy the speaker a drink.

"That one scene's bought me a thousand drinks. Set me up and I'll tell it for you, friend." (Bruce Springsteen, "Western Stars")

by Wapt July 23, 2019

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setting yourself up

Creating a "that's what she said" joke for yourself on purpose.

John:This is so hard, that's what she said.
Brian:Dude, you're setting yourself up.

by Slammy Johnsen November 12, 2007

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Originally uttered by former DC mayor and current DC councilmember Marion Barry when caught by the FBI in a hotel room with crack and a prostitute in 1990. (He was still elected.) Now a catchphrase used occasionally by DC locals to express discontent with a situation, or to remind people that we had the original crack mayor - 20+ years before Toronto.

Marion Barry (1990): "Bitch set me up... shouldn't have come here... goddamn bitch."

DC local (now): "Red line is singletracking again? Kill! The bitch set me up..."

by rhadioheade June 30, 2014

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Set `em up chick

A female that lures a simple, and naive dudes into an unseen or bad situation (robbery or fight, or murder.)

Man! that`s a shame what happened to bruh. (scoffs) Dude should have known she was a Set `em up chick. Any female trying that hard, to get you to come a part town or area you don`t about is up something.

by OGgamer77 April 25, 2018

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