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Servonte 

Servonte is most likely known for keeping shit on the down low. He is most likely the person who will fuck but not tell. Servonte is also known as Sefaniiah & Seforum's youngest brother in the trio, for Servonte is the hustler/batnigga, Sefaniiah is the wife fucker/rizzler/wizzard, and Seforum is HIM/THAT NIGGA/ MR. BOUTABAG/ MR. SAVEAHOE!
Servonte The Unkown.
Servonte by Seforum July 29, 2023
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Dirty Servantez 

The act of raping someone with a wrestling shoe, while wearing headgear and choking them with a singlet. More socially acceptable with gingers.

Or

Reaching up a persons anal cavity, scooping out fesies, and using to it to draw a mustash on the person, who then licks it off.
OMG you just gave Jill the Dirty Servantez!
Dirty Servantez by Minn69 January 23, 2011
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Servantes 

Mythical being that has six octopus legs for optimal speed, four bodybuilder like arms, and usually carries a weapon or something to occupy his time (i.e. Football) in each hand. Sometime a servantes might have vampire teeth. They are usually covered in vintage tattoos and wear a king’s crown so that everyone knows how much ass he kicks. Covering his body would be sinful so they usually walk around naked, of in a revealing gladiator skirt so that all can see his massive seahorse shaped penis. Very few have ever seen a Servantes and if you do he is usually deetzing or shooting cum missiles on fine ladies.
Am I dreaming or is there really a servnates shooting cum missiles on those fine honeys?

Hot Female: I need a week off work, because i was up all last night deetzing with a Servantes
Servantes by deeeeetzing July 31, 2012

servente 

a lover (italian slang)

someone who falls in love easily
''are you a servente?''
''hes a servente''
''what a servente''
servente by sammy March 12, 2005

servente 

''are you a servente?''
''hes a servente''
servente by sammy May 13, 2005
He is a bitch that try to play in uno all day everyday he consistently takes L’s and continues to try and play you do not engage him you will be highly aggravated
Bruh servante keeps playing me in uno
servante by Haydn May 30, 2018
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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