septic shock 

when you stick a hotdog up ya booty hole

you get septic shock if you stick a dirty dawg up ya coochie

septic shock by MYFRENDING February 9, 2021

Septic Shock 

This is when the ground in someone's backyard caves in and they die of the shock of being drowned in their septic tank.

George had been delinquent fixing their septic tank. His grandfather ended falling in and dying when the top collapsed. The cause of death was ruled as septic shock.

Septic Shock by RoughSable May 6, 2023

Septic Shock 

When sombebody is in so much shock that they littlerally fall out and fucking die when something happens.

Kid: Dude, put your phone up. you know the teacher gon go into septic shock when she see dat shit.

Other Kid: on god that old ass bitch might end up in the fucking hospital.

Septic Shock by batteryaciddeerankles June 3, 2023

Septic Shocker

When you have anal sex bareback with a girl, then surprise her by pulling out and finishing in her mouth

"Why is Sally so mad at you today?"

"I gave her a septic shocker last night"

Septic Shocker by SgtSyphilis July 26, 2017