When a giant company trust-busts itself. Bonus points if the smaller companies become philanthropic organizations.
I want to start a giant tech company, then commit financial seppuku, and put all the money into funding liberal arts.
by CPaladin March 9, 2022
That time of the year when everything is going so poorly that everyone begins to contemplate committing ritual suicide
If I get extended on this damn project one more time, it's Seppuku Season.
Other prominent examples of Seppuku Season include: Chicago winters, connecting flights, cancelled Uber EATS orders, and the deli running out of hummus
Other prominent examples of Seppuku Season include: Chicago winters, connecting flights, cancelled Uber EATS orders, and the deli running out of hummus
by Seppuku Sam September 27, 2018
Shawn: Hey did you hook up with Heather last night?
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.
After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.
After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku
by S1nfulFuzzball October 21, 2010
When a member of a book club should be ashamed of their choice of selection, thereby subjecting the group to a woefully disdainful pick.
Laura: "God, what was Sara thinking when she picked 'The Devil Wears Prada?' She should be ashamed of herself."
Rob: "I know, right? If I were her, I'd be committing book club seppuku at our next meeting."
Laura: "Ha! Yeah, but I don't want blood on the carpet. Or on the apple cakes."
Rob: "I know, right? If I were her, I'd be committing book club seppuku at our next meeting."
Laura: "Ha! Yeah, but I don't want blood on the carpet. Or on the apple cakes."
by NerdAboutTown January 13, 2010
A short way of explaining a very long and complicated process that requires lots of work and energy, similar to that of a crazy occult ritual.
Literal meaning: Samurai ritual self disembowelment over the ass of C'thulu the Lord of Darkness.
seppuku Cthulu
Literal meaning: Samurai ritual self disembowelment over the ass of C'thulu the Lord of Darkness.
seppuku Cthulu
Friend: Want to hang out later?
Me: No, my computer is broken and I have to commit seppuku over C'thulu ass to fix it.
Me: No, my computer is broken and I have to commit seppuku over C'thulu ass to fix it.
by Paunda November 13, 2016
The act jumping through a window, preferably 3 stories or above, and then proceeding to stab yourself to death with the shards of that are hopefully on the ground next to you.
Bro 1: Bruh, this one African-American male finna' committed homeless seppuku in front of the local FedEx building.
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...
by WhyAllJewsShouldDie June 10, 2017
A phrase you say when you dread something so much you'd rather stick a blade in your abdomen than actually do it.
by Paajcc99 September 27, 2017