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Cthulhu = 5 130 000 hits
Cthulu = 530 000 hits

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

I fell to my knees st the sight of Cthulu.

"Let's build an altar and sacrifice goats to the elder god Cthulu!"

Your mom is a c'thulu.

̨̢̨̼̦͉̳͎̬͉͉̰̬̲͈̳̋̽ͩ̇ͤ̄̈́ͫ̑͊̽͆̒̆ͧ̇͘ͅ ͯ̎͂͛̈ͪ͂ͨͨ ́̕͢ ͓̙̙͕̥̮̞̰̤͎̩̤̝̦̞ ̴͇͎̭̠̳̳̞̏̉̀̎ͮ̔̿̈̒ͩ͒ͨ͝ ̀̿͂̂͗͌̏̒ͥͤͩ͛ͥͫ͌͢͡҉̼͚̺̳̫͚͍̱̺̤̮̫͉͎̜̥ ̨͙̻̙͎̫̗̲̬͕̫̲̤͍͈͚͇͙͚̾̍ͮ̈́ͧͣͨͧ͊̍̂̓͋͝ ̶ͥ̔ͪ́̕͏̶̪̰̪͎̫̟̜̘̬̗͎̤̜ ̶ͬ̎̊͊̑̀ ͎͈̻̝̲̲̼̫̲̪̥̰͉͝ ̨̛̽͆̇͐ͤͤ́͝ ̻̖̝͙͇̬̹͉̠̞ͅ ̆̏͗̋̒ͦ͊̓ͣ͊̉ͫ͟ ̯̞͙̮̗̰̞̗̼̱̖͓̞́͢ ̶̛͉͕̻̙̮͙̮͚̳̻̲͇̟͉͓̦̱͐ͭͣ͑ͯͤ̐̀̇̽̎ͮ̅̈ͬ̓̊͟ ̴̳̭͔̹̹̣̟̳͔̩͓̎̾̔̐̑ͯ̃̒ͮ̓̑̾͊́́̕ͅͅ ̧͒̈ͯͮ̒̂ͮ͑̔̚͏̫̭͇̦ͅ ̽̂͐͗̈ͩͮ͂̈́̈́͆ͯ́̿̇ ̨̰̰͕̞̯̤͇̬̻͜ ͗ͫ͗ͭͣ̇̂͐ͩ̋͒͑̿ͫ͡҉̤̩̘͎̻̙̪͖̙̼̦͇̰͡ ̶ͨ̓̍̒͌̅ͫ́͘͟͏̼̺͇̺̩̟̝̥̝ ̴ͪ̈ͦ͋͑ͧͬ͜͠͏҉͙̻̥̯̫̩̙̦̝̦̬̭̹̣͕̹̘͓ ̴̨̡̟̻̠̼͖͎̗͖͚̫̺̞̝̦͗̄̋̑͊̆̈́͒̈́̓ͫ̉͒ͭ̉͝ ̧̡̹̥͈̭̩̻̦̦̹̟̘͇͎̰̪̣̃̌͛ͤͤ̋ͫ̌̋͌̚ ̎ͮ̆ͣͮͮ̍͗͛̈͒̏͂͑͊̐̔̔҉͝҉̴̨̲̻̟̯̣̩̬͖̙̖̩̗̞̥͓̺͉ͅ ̴̛ͫ̏ͨ͐͛ͪ͛̓̇ͯ̈́ ̥̫͕͚̥̮̤̹̰̟̯̖ ͨ͋̿̎ͨ̈́̅̋̃̍͘͜͏̺̣̠͈̹͓̩͉̞̺̼͇̜͝ ̵͈̲͖̜͈̦̰͔͍͉̬̞̼̫͚̫͖̤̏̋̔̉́ ̢̢̻̝̖̥̩̥̪͖̿͆̅͑̿ͪ̆̈́ͬ̾ͩ̿̿͂͜ ̡̢̝̗͕̲͚̩̤̫̲̭̲͎̍̂̀͛̂ͫͭͯ ͩ̇̐͛̏ͩ͌͐ͦ͊̚ ̧̛̦̹̙̣̰͙͓̩̦̫͟͞Cthulu

Cthulu is the devil