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seppuku over C'thulu ass 

A short way of explaining a very long and complicated process that requires lots of work and energy, similar to that of a crazy occult ritual.

Literal meaning: Samurai ritual self disembowelment over the ass of C'thulu the Lord of Darkness.
seppuku Cthulu
Friend: Want to hang out later?
Me: No, my computer is broken and I have to commit seppuku over C'thulu ass to fix it.
seppuku over C'thulu ass by Paunda November 12, 2016

Cthuluism 

A religion that worships our one true god, Cthulu.
Billy: I believe in Christianity!
Joe: I believe in Cthuluism!
Cthuluism by lordtortoise November 13, 2017
Google:

Cthulhu = 5 130 000 hits
Cthulu = 530 000 hits
Cthulu by Shuballah June 11, 2006

Eye of Cthulu 

Eye of cthulu is something commonly known by Terraria players. Eye of Cthulu, commonly Abreviated to EoC.
I just beat the Eye of Cthulu today.
Eye of Cthulu by TheIronBigMan March 1, 2021

Cthuluism 

The religion based on the person and teachings of Cthulhu

Cthulhu is a fictional cosmic entity created by writer H. P. Lovecraft and first introduced in the short story "The Call of Cthulhu".

Cthulhu also has a cult-like following in the real world. Some even believes Cthulhu is the worlds real savior, believing one day Cthulhu will reawaken and will Kill most of the Earths population leaving the cultist and believers
I believe in the religion of Cthuluism, and one day the elder god Cthulhu will return.
Cthuluism by WednesdayBoii May 17, 2019

Cthulu Fillet 

When you put an alive octopus in a vagina and have sexual intercourse
guy: Dude we made a Cthulu Fillet!
guy2: i gotta do that to how was it
guy: fishy....
Cthulu Fillet by Odep dep December 2, 2011