Sepilange

To describe someone who is more beautiful than they want to see themselves

Don't say that ! You're Sepilange :)

by Vibarion May 26, 2021

Splange

Splange - adjective

Used to describe what someone is talking about.
It is the verbal equivalent to chatting shit and/or shit talking (or better known as trash talking)

Splange finds the majority of its usage amongst Blacks in the United Kingdom

Always - chattin' splange
He's not the - fuckin' guy
He's just a - stupid boy
I should - slap mans face
- Tempa T

A: You're such a dumb motherfucker, I'm gonna fuck your mom; the bitch
B: Stop splangin' me

I'm gonna splange this youtube video

by rzhhhh November 12, 2011

splange

The slightly over eger weed smoker who hogs the joints, gets way too high and and doesn't put in.

"I can't fucking believe this Matt you prick, next time you come round you'd better bring some weed, you fucking splange."

by Gazbenandbevan February 25, 2007

Splange

When something is dropped or falls to the ground and spreads out with the impact

1. The ripe melon hit the floor with a splange

2. The bowl fell off the work surface , hit the floor and the custard splanged everywhere

by Metalworker August 17, 2016

Splange

A girls smelly vagina

She's got a right splange

by jen68 December 7, 2006

Splangent

Extremely good; outstanding.

"That dinner was totally splangent!"

by Kozzmeaux January 1, 2021

splange

to spray someone with the vapour out of a half empty Lucozade Sport bottle, preferably with an element of surprise.

go over there and splange Becky in the face when she turns around cuz shes doin my fookin head in

by Marc, Deano, Mikey & Mark January 4, 2009