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Send for me

If you want a person to come visit you out of town, across town, or to an event, and that person replies “send for me,” they are basically saying pay for their way to go.
Him: Come visit me in Paris it’s lovely out here.

Her: Send for me.
Send for me by UpTowm August 20, 2020

send for me

a slightly outdated phrase that is quickly making a comeback by those who feel important enough to require personalised invitations to attend menial events within their day.
Send for me when my breakfast of yoghurt and muesli is ready
send for me by anon987654321 May 16, 2019

send for you 

1)From Donnie Brasco, when the higher ups in the mob requests your presence, which usually means your name will be off the phonebooks.
Lefty: When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it.
send for you by Lee the First October 3, 2006

wash me and send for a priest 

An expression of disgust or annoyance generally at the wanton stupidity or crassness of another, a facetious request for the Last Rites, indicating one has thrown his or her hand in, and given up altogether.
'The stupid bastard forgot he should be at work today? Wash me and send for a priest!'

send him for a hot dog 

to break ones ankles or sauce them up
yoooo im gonna send him for a hot dog
send him for a hot dog by doghot November 12, 2017

Send the maid down for some mayonaise 

Requesting the service of a young lady to syphon the python through oral gratification.
Please excuse me, I just have to pop into the library to send the maid down for some mayonaise.