Sempton

A guy who loves to have sex with his girlfriend and gets all of the bitches. He’s also very horny.

“Oh Sempton I love you”

by krisp cant read April 21, 2022

sempron

AMD's low end chip, meant to replace the Duron. It is made to compete with Intel's Celeron D.

The Sempron 2500+ runs at about 1.7 ghz.

by The Pants of Doom December 31, 2004

sempion

cool guy with big pp

sempion is so cool

by notsimpion April 10, 2021

semitone

not only a musical not value, but also a versitile word that can be used in any random sentence to describe anything and replace any word in the english language

"let's semitone it out of here"
"fuck you're a semitone"

by ryan July 23, 2003

sempion

a cool guy, that's a cool guy

Wow, look at sempion, hes so cool.

by pasma April 10, 2021

Sempron

A shitty low end CPU made by AMD. Considered a great CPU line back in 2004 for gaming, but AMD decided to not get up off their ass and actually improve their once great CPU.

Joe: What CPU do you have in your rig? I hope it's good.
Dope: Durrrr, a Sempron.
Joe: *Jumps off a cliff*

by Derp579 July 3, 2015

Renedo Sympton

The Renedo Symtpon is a phrase that was coined to describe the direct correlation between the closeness in proximity that one lives in relation to their place of work, and the resulting decrease in punctuality.

"Why is Will always late to work? I travel from Guildford to London everday and am rarely, if ever, late. He lives around the corner, and yet is late every other day!"
"He is a classic case-in-point of the Renedo Sympton."

by BootyMan December 5, 2012