sempron 

AMD's low end chip, meant to replace the Duron. It is made to compete with Intel's Celeron D.

The Sempron 2500+ runs at about 1.7 ghz.

sempron by The Pants of Doom December 31, 2004

Sempron 

A shitty low end CPU made by AMD. Considered a great CPU line back in 2004 for gaming, but AMD decided to not get up off their ass and actually improve their once great CPU.

Joe: What CPU do you have in your rig? I hope it's good.
Dope: Durrrr, a Sempron.
Joe: *Jumps off a cliff*

Sempron by Derp579 July 3, 2015

semprini 

The last name of composer Alberto Semprini. Used by the show Monty Python's Flying Circus as a vulgar word that would not be said ever again on the program. Although the composer has been all but forgotten, the word is now easily recognizable by fans of Monty Python.

"I use a body rub called SEMPRINI"
-Monty PYthon's Flying Circus

semprini by Evilspyperson June 11, 2006

semironic 

(adj.) making use of irony partly for the purpose of disguising some genuine interest or affection; using irony to explain a guilty pleasure or a nostalgic attachment

Person 1: Why are you wearing that Power Rangers shirt?
Person 2: Well, at first it was supposed to be ironic, but I actually like the shirt now, so I guess it's only semironic.
Person 1: Oh. That almost makes sense.

semironic by accostcodexterslab November 18, 2013

semprini 

An unspecified, vaguely improper area of the body.

"Who's got a boil on his semprini, then?"
-The Chemist Sketch, 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'

semprini by Traz October 8, 2003

sempion 

cool guy with big pp

sempion is so cool

sempion by notsimpion April 10, 2021

Semprini 

As said by the character on Monty Python, a horrible word that will never be said again on the show. The word is derived from the composer Alberto Semprini, but joking portrayed on the show as a "taboo" word.

Instead of Lake Trout aftershave, a dab of Semprini smells just as good!

Semprini by Jade Orlich August 13, 2006