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July 29th 

The last day of your "free" Windows 10 upgrade.

The last day you'll get fucked in the ass by Microsoft.
July 29th is the last day if your "free" Windows 10 upgrade!

Seriously, we're not giving you another fucking chance. Have you made up your mind?
July 29th by Derp579 August 1, 2016

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Another term for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Please shove a cucumber up your ass...

Dats hot ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) by Derp579 September 20, 2015
A shitty low end CPU made by AMD. Considered a great CPU line back in 2004 for gaming, but AMD decided to not get up off their ass and actually improve their once great CPU.
Joe: What CPU do you have in your rig? I hope it's good.
Dope: Durrrr, a Sempron.
Joe: *Jumps off a cliff*
Sempron by Derp579 July 3, 2015
1. The most popular swear word, other than fuck.

2. The stuff that comes out of the ass and into the toilet.

3. Anything made by this horrendous company called Apple.
1. That guy on Twitter called me a piece of shit and told me to go kill myself!

2. Fuck! I gotta take a shit!

3. You bought a Mac? LOL Macs are pieces of shit.
Shit by Derp579 June 13, 2015
One of the very first forms of WiFi, invented in 1999. 802.11b is also one of the slowest forms of WiFi nowadays, and considered obsolete.
Guy 1: Bruh, why is this network so slow?
Guy 2: It's 802.11b.
Guy 1: WTF is 802.11b?
Guy 2: First form of wireless internet, really really slow.
Router: *Crashes*
802.11b by Derp579 March 27, 2015