semon demon
matt: yeah man, she said she wanted to suck my dick and swallow my cum..
todd: hah. whatta semon demon.
todd: hah. whatta semon demon.
semon demon by FuckerTucker February 8, 2010
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Semon demon
Mom: what did you dress up as Halloween at that costume party last night dear?
Daughter: jadens semon demon
Daughter: jadens semon demon
Semon demon by Gayguzzlinghoe307 September 19, 2021
cum guzzling semon demon
An ex girfriend. Any woman who has enough cum or semon inside them to be compared to a demon who is full of damned souls.
cum guzzling semon demon by Djsanders95 March 15, 2017
Semen Demon
Semen Demon by bloomy121147 December 24, 2009
Childe's semen demon
A type of monster from genshin that appears under your bed and milks you until you can't breathe and due. It was created from Tartaglia's used tissues and is rapidly running towards your direction. Its diet is based on tuna.
Childe's semen demon by kagehara June 22, 2023
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Semen Demon by Dildo stuffer June 25, 2020
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