Semipseudoanimatostophilosophicalentymologicalonomism

The Münchausen-esque condition in which a person can cause others to believe that they are sexually attracted to the webbings of small insects, arachnids, or other web-producing organisms, resulting ultimately in the person beginning to falsely believe that they truly are attracted to the webbings of small insects.

I believe this to be a case of Semipseudoanimatostophilosophicalentymologicalonomism. You can’t get enough of these webs.