A
wrestling fan who realizes that wrestling is scripted, but still watches it and enjoys it. A smark uses "insider" terms like push, bury, kayfabe, heel,
job, etc. , and usually acts in an arrogant manner towards other fans. To be a true smark, you must:
- Hate
John Cena wholeheartedly and constantly wine about he only has 5 moves and has a stale character
- Support CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, and Daniel
Bryan, and claim that they deserve better, even when they are champion
- Constantly yell out annoying phrases at WWE shows like "Believe in the Shield!"
- Live in either NYC, Chicago, Philly, Toronto, or
London
- Insist on chanting "JBL" even when there is an interesting match going on
- Constantly post spoilers on websites, and then complain when somebody else spoils something for you
All in all, they're just enthusiastic fans who want a better product
Joe- Mark
Carl- Smark
Example 1:
Joe: "Hey, Carl, did you
see that impressive Attitude Adjustment John Cena just hit on Mark Henry? He's never done that before! I love John Cena, he's the best! He always overcomes the odds!!!"
Carl: ".... Are you an idiot?"
Example 2:
Joe: "I think Shemaus, Cena, and Big Show are great!"
Carl: "Screw you. Go Punk, Ziggler, and Bryan! They should be pushed!"
