A beautiful and kind woman who is derpy very often. Common incidents include missing her mouth when drinking, walking into things or dropping things on people. However, her big tits and ass make up for this.

Boy 1: Ahh hows your girlfriend Selisha?
Boy 2: Well, she missed her mouth drinking again today
Boy 1: Oh well. She's got some nice tits though so it could be worse!

selisha by ISK May 23, 2014

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selimhan

selimhan is very intellectual, smart and has a pure heart. selimhan wants love and is someone who gives love. he is always thinking about his friends and family. he would do anything for you. he gives the best advice and the only thing he wants is that his closest friends are happy. he is very patient and charming. he captivates you with his kindness and cute personality. he would be the perfect leader cause he knows whats right and whats wrong. he is very religious. he is very adventurous and loves to travel. he is the BEST and always exudes positive energy. HE IS ALSO THE FUNNIEST FRIEND U COULD WISH FOR

person1: i wish i had a friend like selimhan
person2: yeah me too, he is such a nice person
person3: he is so pure hearted, if he were my friend i would never be sad again

selimhan by YAZ<3 February 28, 2021

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selinho

A tradition in Brazil, "selinho" means "little stamp kiss" - always on the lips but no tongue. You give a selinho to your closest friends only. No romantic innuendos, but a demonstration of affection.

"Anitta gave a selinho to Adriana on her birthday."

"Hebe adored to give selinhos on her soccer player friends."

selinho by funkcombu August 3, 2016

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selihan

People with this name are angels . They are people you must keep on your life forever , they are always there for you , they are honest and the sweetest and nicest people you’ll ever find . They are a little bit shy but when you get to know them they are funny and so caring . But they have one problem , they tend to love too much when they fall in love and that’s a problem with them . They are so rare like their name . If you have someone on your life with this name , keep them closer , show her / him love and support.
They are so creative and hardworking if they focus on their work . They know so much secrets , but they are loyal and keep every secret. Overall if you have someone named Selihan , you have a angel in your life .

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selihan by jannvi kapur November 7, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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