Selfify 

1. The initiation of a group self portrait.

2. When one's mind is set in constant selfie mode; often involving friends and strangers alike in the general vicinity.

"Alright y'all, let's selfify!"
"It's time to selfify!"
"Y'all better selfify!"

Selfify by Timmy Timsters February 2, 2020

selfifilling 

Verb. Pronounced "selfie-filling". The act of stealing a person's phone and proceeding to fill up their camera roll with as many obnoxious selfies as you can until the phone is stolen back, forcing the victim to spend a lot of time deleting them all.

1."Dude, my girlfriend just stole my phone and was totally selfifilling me!"

"Just post the bad pics on Insta fam."

2. "I just selfifilled his phone!"

"Better watch your DM's he's gonna post the bad ones for sure!"

"Totally worth it."

selfifilling by mixikii December 23, 2015

Selfifaction 

The satisfaction that comes when you’re please with the selfie you have taken and posted.

I’m feeling high selfifaction with that photo I just posted, I look amazing.

Selfifaction by Peter and Brer Rabbit December 18, 2017

Shelfify

The act of turning an object or person into a shelf.

Oh my god Jon turned Sam into a shelf. He was shelfified.

No please don't shelfify me.

Shelfify by LABOhio April 18, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019