Selective Homophobia

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A term for guys who can't stand to see two gay guys kiss or hold hands, but still watch lesbian porn

Selective Homophobia is all too common.

If it's guy on guy it's bad.

If it's girl on girl, it's all good.

Selective Homophobia by dragonsniper22 December 27, 2010

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Selective Homophobia

1) Being supportive of the LGBTQ+ people you know, while being discriminatory towards the LGBTQ+ community as a whole.
2) Thinking the LGBTQ+ people you know are some how outliers of the LGBTQ+ community.
3) When LGBTQ+ people you know don't fit your prejudice stereotypes. Thus causing cognitive dissonance that is cured by believing the person you know is somehow different from other LGBTQ+ people.

Coworker: You're not like the others. You're one of the good ones!
Me: You are using selective homophobia to justify your overall homophobic ideals inorder to attempt to be friends with me.

Karen: My daughter is queer, I love and support her!
Marsha: Didn't you vote for Trump?
Karen: Of course! MAGA!
Marsha: That's pretty selectively homophobic, don't you think?

Selective Homophobia by not on my watch July 1, 2020

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

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The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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