Cope: (of a person) deal effectively with something difficult.
Seethe: (of a person) be filled with intense but unexpressed anger.
Mald: The meaning of malding in Twitch originates from two separate words 'mad' and 'balding'. Malding in Twitch chat means that you are mad and balding at the same time.

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you're so bad just go cope, seethe, mald, and proceed to cry.
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A chronic sickness where the patient reaches terminal levels of mald. This can happen by thinking dark fantasy is Kanye Wests best song or blocking your friends on every platform. Life expectancy is usually 1-2 weeks after diagnosis.
Lotte Blocked us on every platform, I think he might have “Seething Mald Syndrome”.
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Like "Live Laugh Love" but for edgy twitter users, depressed E-couples, and other internet losers.
Dad why does the doormat say Cope Seethe Cry?

Because your mother wanted live laugh love and i said this instead.
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Possibly the most retarded retort ever

what a 14-year-old conservative ben shapiro worshipper says when you prove him wrong
little crip: *watching prageru video*
normal human being: “you realize prageru is biased, right?”
little crip: “cope seethe dilate prageru is based and redpilled get out of here normie kek”
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Mald seethe cope harder gg ez noob cope didnt ask your mom doesn’t care
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When you engage in coitus under the influence of drugs and then feel bad about it afterwards.
I got the Copenhagen Cope and Seethe after last night.
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The act of black sludge omitting the body post-coitus; sexual intercourse. Usually from the nose, eye-sockets, rump, or other areas.
Patrick could not handle hearing the word 'seething', as it had such sexual connotations, and he considered it 'unfaithful'.

Patrick couldn't stop seething after a particularly long podcast session.
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