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14 Year Old 

Me
I am a 14 year old
14 Year Old by ChoKa LoKaq May 2, 2021

14 year old 

The pinnacle of all ages a 14-year-old things deeply much as our Lord Jaden Smith. They tweet such beautiful things about the life and I do not understand why I am 14 and this is deep on Reddit does not have any reference in the Bible. 14-year-olds are the most intelligent age of any human.
Guy. I’m 14
Guy 2 14 year old bitch boy kill urself
14 year old by NewYorkAsshole January 14, 2020

14 year old 

The age where these little shits enter Twitter and whine about everything. They always think they're right, they have a disability where they say STAN LOONA and spam certain emojis. If your child is 14 abandon them, then take them back when they've matured.
Girl: "I'm a 14 year old now dad."
Dad: "I've packed your bags 15 years ahead of time."
Girl: "At least I was planned.."
Dad: "Yeah now your fatherless."
14 year old by Onlineretard September 30, 2021

14 year old 

Someone, who everyone on r/teenagers bullies.
I'm 15 now, I can finally bully 14 year olds.
14 year old by RngValue May 25, 2022

14 year old 

the kids who are in middle school or just began high school. They go out to parties every single week. They are very dumb and only turn 14 so they can stay high all night
12-14 year olds: *at a party*
14 year olds: drink up little kid
10 and 11 year olds who snuck in: umm, ok?
*11 and 10 year old getting drunk*
14 year old by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022

14 year old white girl

(NOT ALL 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRLS ARE TOXIC!)
Usually referring a person who constantly cancels others for stupid reasons.
Man, these 14 year old white girls need to stop cancelling others for no good reason.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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