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seed and feed 

When a guy cums on a girls asshole...sticks his cock in the hole "Halfway" one or two times...then shoves the cock in her mouth.
Billy : Where did you go last night?
Jimmy: "I met this stripper who was willing to do anything, I fucked her she blew me, and I finished her off with a "Seed and Feed"....she loved it...and so did I..."
Billy: "Disgusting"
Jimmy : "I know, but in a good way"
seed and feed by Stains and Smears January 10, 2019

Sneed's Feed and Seed 

A convenience store that sells seeds, candy and many other products. Formerly Chuck's.
I went down to Chuck's for a good time but apparently it's Sneed's Feed and Seed now...

Sneed's Feed and Seed 

The joke is that it is Sneed's Feed and Seed which rhymes but the sign says it was 'formerly Chuck's. Therefore, it is funny because if the store used to be Chuck's then it must have been called Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck in order to maintain the rhyme scheme, but hilariously Feeduck and Seeduck arent actual words in the English language which is funny. Wow the Simpsons is such a great show how did the writers get away with this one
Sneed's Feed and Seed formerly Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck
Sneed's Feed and Seed by Based Dept February 19, 2021

Feed and Seed

the act of taking a woman out on a date to a restaurant and then having sex with her, usually without a condom
Yo Kelly! If you are free Wednesday night, I would like to feed and seed you! wine and dine
Feed and Seed by PJ Swaggie Swag October 14, 2013

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026