A girl's boobs that are so big that they go into her armpits when she lays down. Then her boobs smell like her secret deodorant.
"Yeah, so how was it?"
"Omg. She had secret titties!"
"She had what?!"
"Her tits got caught in her arm pit when she layed down and it freaking smelled like her deodorant!"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.