secret handshake 

When your partner will not give it up so you wait for them to fall asleep and then use their hand to crank off.

She looked down feeling a sticky feeling in her hand and realized she was the victim of a secret handshake

secret handshake by O boy it's E May 12, 2007

Secret Handshake 

With a full-zip jacket, get an erection and place it in one sleeve of the jacket. you then place that sleeve in the zipper of your pants and slightly zip it. carry the jacket to her in a non-obvious way, and offer it to her. she then places her hand in the sleeve as you hold it for her, and she gets a handful of juicy cock.

Its was a cold day so i decided so i decided to warm you up with a secret handshake

Secret Handshake by Sharen Cox October 16, 2008

the secret handshake 

a one-man band formed by luis dubuc. his music is defined as techno/electro/pop - i define it as heaven to my ears.

the secret handshake is amazing.

the secret handshake by what the hell let this one work June 22, 2008

iPhone Secret Handshake 

I call the iPhone “the Secret Handshake“.

It’s always some secret move you have to learn; Swipe this way, Swipe that way, Tap three times, Push the UP volume then the DOWN volume then the OFF button to shut down, Swipe up, Stand on your left toe, Rub your belly, Pick your nose, Scratch your left boob (or testical), Pat your pussy (or your junk/basket)…

Testicular: “Shut down your iPhoney”
Booby: “I can’t remember, do I have to stand on my head for this iPhone Secret Handshake?”

iPhone Secret Handshake by WhyIphoney January 23, 2022

The Secret Handshake 

It starts off with a girl agreeing to let you slap her bare ass. It gets fun when you then proceed to tickle her kooch a bit, she jumps up a little, and then you slap her ass with a vengeance. Often times she will get upset and you may have to make a quick exit.

Man, Ashley sure jumped last night when I gave her the secret handshake. I don't understand why she seemed so mad.

The Secret Handshake by TheBootyofGreatness February 11, 2010

No Secret Handshake

No Secret Handshake connotes an egalitarian, open-to-all membership policy.

The committee welcomed newcomers, you know, "No Secret Handshake".

No Secret Handshake by Mr. Fourth of July August 1, 2011

The Secret Handshake

**The Secret Handshake**

*verb, noun*

A discreet, intimate act between two consenting adults where they press their anal sphincters together, creating a sealed connection. Considered the backdoor equivalent of a fist bump among those in the know. Requires trust, flexibility, and a complete disregard for the laws of physics and decorum.

*Originated in the underground party scene of Berlin, or possibly just someone's weird Tuesday night.*

*"We didn't exchange numbers, we just did the secret handshake in the bathroom and now we're technically married in seven countries."*

**Usage notes:**
- Not to be confused with an actual secret handshake, though both involve trust and mutual understanding
- May result in accidental suction if performed incorrectly
- The highest form of male bonding, according to no one reputable

**Related terms:** brown star alignment, the forbidden knot, sphincter docking

The Secret Handshake by GrippySox October 6, 2026