Secret Bitch

When you start to wonder if your partner is actually a manipulative bitch and you just never noticed before now.

Can also be applied to yourself (i.e. "am I actually a secret Bitch and I never noticed?")

"Mark said it was fine but then later he was really stroppy. I'm beginning to wonder if I've married a Secret Bitch."

Secret Bitch by mbebs October 10, 2021

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secret squirrel bitch

A female !(cunt ,ex-wife,ex-girlfriend or bitch!)..who is confused and unhappy about her fucked up life after she left you and goes undercover .incognito. and loves to create drama!Because she did and can!..

Check it out you secret squirrel bitch! Save your lies and and Bullshit for one who gives a rats ass!

secret squirrel bitch by anonymous November 6, 2017

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secret agent bitch

When your partner acts perfectly fine in public, but as soon as you're alone they unleash all their anger/frustrations on you

Friend 1: Hey man, she's not like, you know, secret agent bitch or anything, right?

Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me

secret agent bitch by Anterograde February 6, 2022

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secret bitches (or SB)

1.)those who hide behind the folds of formspring and trash people secretly. 2.) sneaky bitches 3.) a bitch with a plan 4.) a bitch that has no life and needs to insult other to feel better

"Those secret bitches (or SB) keep writing smack on my friend's formspring!"

secret bitches (or SB) by fighteragainstevilpooheads April 8, 2010

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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