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Seattle Tie

The "Seattle tie" is a game that we probably should have been able to tie, but instead we coughed up a goddamn stupid unforced goal to lose by 1 instead."
We only had to make it through stoppage time to come away with a point and instead we got a Seattle Tie.
by mattfromseattle August 15, 2022
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Seattleite

1. Any person living in, or within ten miles of The city of Seattle, WA
2.Is easily agitated when tourist asks to see the original Starbucks, Microsoft or Kurt Cobain's house. True Seattleites do not care for these things.
3.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
4. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.
On the 8th day God created Seattle
and on the 9th day God created the Seattleite
on the 10th day, God finally rested.
by Burr-Lee Boone November 25, 2006
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Seattleite

A person residing in or around Seattle.
"Those seattleites can't take the heat!"
by ben perschek September 12, 2004
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Seattleite

(improved on)
1. Any person living in, or within 50 miles of The city of Seattle, WA
2.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
3. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
4. "Too good for an umbrella"
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.
Look at all the coffee she drinks, she must be a seattleite.
by Jude H October 31, 2007
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Seattleite White

Rarely used term for a Washingtonian, or specifically a Seattleite who has a palid or pale look about them, due to lack of sun in Washington and/or not tanning.

Not to be confused with anything involving vampires, or sparkling.
Look at that girl, she seems so Seattleite White.

Probably, they don't get as much sun there you know.
by Adene June 18, 2009
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seattleites

Most definitly not one in resemblence to this other definition here. Just to let you know they are probably from Portland, Oregon. Portland is the sad, wimpy little brother who wishes he could live up to the expectations that Seattle fulfills.
Hey, I love Seattleites!
by Seattleite January 12, 2008
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Seattleite

1: inhabitants of Seattle
2: one who rarely sees natural sunlights, esp. from September thru July.
3: <old Eng.> often refers to someone, who is computer savvy and possesses valuable stock options.
4: <new Eng.> often refers to someone, who is computer savvy and possesses worthless stock options.
"Bill Gates is a Seattleite."
by Kyle January 15, 2004
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