Seattle SuperSonics 

A basketball team that Howard Schultz once bought and later sold. He wanted to preserve them for Seattle, and thanks to his qualities as a leader, they are now based in Oklahoma City and are using a different name.

Let's hope that Howard, king of the smoothies, slurpees and coffee flavored milk, can handle his other businesses as well as he handled the Seattle SuperSonics.

Seattle SuperSonics by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

Seattle SuperSonics 

A basketball team that Howard Schultz once bought and later sold. He wanted to preserve them for Seattle, and thanks to his qualities as a leader, they are now based in Oklahoma City and are using a different name.

Let's hope that Howard, king of the smoothies, slurpees and coffee flavored milk, can handle his other businesses as well as he handled the Seattle SuperSonics.

Seattle SuperSonics by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 6, 2008

Seattle Supersonics 

A basketball team who was good in the late 70s and early 80s, was mediocre for about a decade, then started getting good again in the 90s. In the mid 90s, all-stars Shawn Kemp, Gary Payton, and Detlef Schrempf led them to be the best team in the west, and finally to a finals run in which they lost to the bulls (who were 70-12) 4-2 in an exciting series. After which, Shawn Kemp got fat, did cocaine and had 30 kids, and Detlef Schrempf got traded, yet the Sonics remained a playoff team. Soon the Sonics will work their way back to where they were and win an NBA Championship.

The SeattleSupersonics are the best team ever.

Seattle Supersonics by James January 10, 2004

Seattle Supersonics 

NBA team that has 1 championship from the '80s; were idiots to trade away Payton; missed the playoffs last year, but overall have been good lately

The Supersonics traded away Payton.

Seattle Supersonics by 0000 October 20, 2003

Seattle Supersonic 

Not to be confused with the former NBA team.

Save up your spunk for at least two weeks so your load is more viscous. A Seattle Supersonic is when you have intercourse and then you pull out and shoot a load into the reciever's ear. Hopefully, you give the reciever an ear infection. That is the way to make sure this method works.

My dream is to give Tyler, the Creator's gigantic ass ears a Seattle Supersonic!

Seattle Supersonic by kimchijames March 22, 2024