Seatbelt

The act of seatbelting becomes necessary when the penis of the human male becomes erect in public place. The male will place his erect penis underneath his belt to keep it under control and out of sight. It also feels absolutely fantastic.

I was in math class when I started getting hard, but I fuckin' seatbelt -ed that shit.

by HardBonerStiffPenisBallsCockVagina March 10, 2008

Seatbelt

An inside joke that your friend won't inform you on it's meaning.

Friend: "Hey guys, I like pears!"
Other friend: "I don't get it."
You:" I don't either, it's a seatbelt"

by Lowfatman727 January 5, 2015

seatbelt

When you pull on somebody's backpack with all your force, making them stumble backwards or even fall over.

Person 1: -pulls hard on backpack- Seatbelt!
Person 2: -stumbles backwards-

by misties September 22, 2015

seatbelt

another word for condom but only when the person says "ride"

Yea, I gave her a "ride" but I used a seatbelt

by Chris January 22, 2005

Seatbelt

1. A leather or woven cloth constraint that does not always save a driver's or passenger's life and is just another form of oppression to be ticketed for by police who can't find any real crime to stop.

My friend smokes cigarettes, and I don't wear my seatbelt, so we both put our lives in danger except I'm the one who gets robbed by the cops for it.

by meachtable June 1, 2010

seatbelt

"Two in the pink, one in the stink and the thumb to make her cum." This was originated by Backstreet Law and is accompanied by a hand gesture where only the ring finger is down. It is also associated with the line, "Put your motherfucking nose in the hose...SEATBELT!!!"

I took that bitch home last night and gave her the seatbelt. At first, she was surprised, but then she kinda liked it.

by Cheb May 13, 2005

Seatbelt

When getting a blowjob, grabbing the girl's pigtails and holding them around your waist; giving her no escape.

Made that bitch give me a seatbelt for 45 minutes

by Tokestradamus February 14, 2010