I gave the homeless man an Australian seatbelt in exchange for a cheese sandwich and a half bottle of piss.
by Dj_twel September 10, 2017
verb- the act of instinctively placing your arm over someone or something in the passenger seat when slamming on the breaks in the car.
by VannAleXX January 9, 2012
A seatbelt strangle is when your seatbelt decides not to let you free, and every time you try and move so it loosens, it only gets tighter. Ususally this occurs when you try and loosen the seatbelt aaalll the way, to the point where it wont go any farther-the belt will slide back into place, and suddenly you find that you wont be able to lean forward. Because of this trapped feeling, you start to panic and hyperventilate and soon need the help of another to unbuckle you, and save you from the Seatbelt Strangle hold.
Afterward you are ususally exhilarated and happy that you defeated an inanimate object and escaped the clutches of teh Seatbelt Strangle.
Afterward you are ususally exhilarated and happy that you defeated an inanimate object and escaped the clutches of teh Seatbelt Strangle.
passenger: (pulls seatbelt to full extent) AhHHHHH!!! help! The seatbelt has got me! i cant move!!!
passenger 2: I'll save you!
passenger 1: AAAHHHH!! quick, i cant breath!
Passenger 2: (unbuckles belt)
passenger 1: thanks man, you totally saved my life.
Passenger 2: yeah, that was one heavy-duty seatbelt strangle you were in.
passenger 2: I'll save you!
passenger 1: AAAHHHH!! quick, i cant breath!
Passenger 2: (unbuckles belt)
passenger 1: thanks man, you totally saved my life.
Passenger 2: yeah, that was one heavy-duty seatbelt strangle you were in.
by TherealWaldo May 28, 2009
A false sense of security. Used to describe anything that appears to be strong and secure, but in reality is very weak and vunerable.
The built-in firewall settings in Windows XP is like a paper seatbelt. Hackers can find ways to access your computer.
by Vito Cavallo November 3, 2004
To "Seatbelt it up" is to tuck a rather awkward boner up into the elastic of your jocks/briefs as to hide it from the general public.
Dave - Oh man I just got a hard on from that girl, what should I do??
Nick - Relax mate, just Seatbelt it up and away you go!
Nick - Relax mate, just Seatbelt it up and away you go!
by C-Man-AU March 9, 2011
The placement of the seatbelt between a womans breats while driving. Causing them to be more noticeable
by Ry79 December 20, 2009
the sound, similar to tinkerbell-like ringing, a car makes alerting the driver that his/her seatbelt has not been fastened yet
Guy 1: "I usually don't buckle up if I know I'm only going to be the car for a second, but the damn seatbelt fairy wouldn't shut up, so I gave in"
Guy 2: "I actually don't mind it, she reminds when I'm danger."
Guy1: "True. Thanks Seatbelt Fairy!"
Guy 2: "I actually don't mind it, she reminds when I'm danger."
Guy1: "True. Thanks Seatbelt Fairy!"
by swissarmyshark December 14, 2009