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Seat Warmer 

A low self-respect guy that dates and keeps company of a women that he likes. But, she only using him temporary until she meets her new lover. Once she meets her lover, the guy leaves and the seat is warmed for the new lover to sit in.
Omg... That guy again, you know he follows you around like a lost puppy. Once you get a new guy, tell that seat warmer to fuck off.
Seat Warmer by Spectre456 July 7, 2020
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Seat warmer 

The fart that escapes from your but when you get in your car after a dinner party.
Yo, whats that sound
That’s just my seat warmer turning on.
Seat warmer by Jurmy February 8, 2020

seat warmer 

hey look at that seat warmer over there.. Mmm..
seat warmer by amii January 24, 2008

Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer 

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.
I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...

toilet seat warmer

A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".
Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.
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