SeasMONG

Those who spend time playing seasons on fifa as opposed to the far superior ultimate team.

-What game mode are you playing on fifa?
- “Seasons”
- you are a “SeasMONG”

by Sloshywizard September 21, 2021

Sasmonger

The art of selling sas-related items. Such as potato bras and other breast enhancing products. A popular preference of the original Sas is mash potato as it gives a realistic effect. Sas is very much an expert in this area of merchandise as she often wears them herself.

'Did you go to the sasmonger then, your cleavage is wicked'
'Yeah they've got and offer on mash'
'Sweet and Sexy!'

by sasmoore-welsh June 11, 2009