Seal Kiss
Seal Kiss by RandyHorseLicker September 9, 2009
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seal kiss
When your girlfriend lie on her belly naked and you are licking her pussy and you suddenly put your tongue into her anus without warning. She will got scared and sounds like a seal. While se will try to escape, she will also move like a seal too.
seal kiss by Seal Kiss Dave May 16, 2018
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seal flubber kiss
While eskimo kissing, the mucus from the runny noses of the two people mixes. Hmmm delicious and romantic seal flubber kisses
seal flubber kiss by nopouties September 16, 2010
Seal Kisses
When a female places both hands firmly against the lower-side sections of her breasts and pushes them together in a repetitive motion. If motion is executed quickly enough, the sound of the breasts smacking together gives off a kissy kiss noise. Can also be done by males although slightly less attractive opposed to a woman practicing the art of the Seal Kiss.
George: Hey Tim! Did you see Jen give her twins the Seal Kisses?
Tim: Darnit I missed it whilst grabbing another Brewsky out of the cooler
Tim: Darnit I missed it whilst grabbing another Brewsky out of the cooler
Seal Kisses by SealManONE August 25, 2011
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Seal kisses bikini girls by sharks445 August 30, 2011
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