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A Seaking is a much like a koi goldfish, only it has a horn at the top of its head. It evolves from the Pokemon Goldeen at level 33 and can also learn an HM move (Waterfall). This move allows the trainer to travel up and down waterfalls at will. It also learns the attack Horn Drill, which, if it hits the opponent of a lower level, results in a one-hit KO. It has since become a meme under unknown circumstances, accompanied with the words, often in capital letters, "FUCK YEAH!" Though this went to a little bit higher level when it was revealed in the Diamond and Pearl games you could add letters to the Pokemon's entrance into battle, allowing you to use up to eight letters. Seaking has since been mixed with other Pokemon, such as Slowpoke, Bidoof, and/or Mudkip.
Gamer 1: Dude, I was using the Super Rod in the Safari Zone... You'll never guess what I found.
Gamer 2: I dunno... Slowbro? Dratini?
Gamer 1: SEAKING!
Gamer 1&2: FUCK YEAH!
seaking by Rival Blue December 24, 2007
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Seaking is a goldfish Pokémon that evolves from Goldeen when it reaches level 33.

Seaking is often parodied as a Pokémon that destroys a lot of things, often photoshopped into pictures of wars, 9/11, etc.
Fuck yeah, Seaking!
Seaking, fuck yeah!
Seaking by Kamonegi July 18, 2007
A pokemon from the famous nintendo game series. Now a meme on 4chan where seaking busts through things and is applauded.
seaking by _anonymous June 24, 2007
An UBER water-type Pokemon. Also the evolved form of Goldeen, a Pokemon from Gereration I, and the subject of an internet meme "F*** YEAH SEAKING."
Albert: My Goldeen evolved into a Seaking!
David: That's awesome, dude!
Seaking by venusaurmaster August 17, 2011

Fuck Yeah Seaking! 

The best meme evar, created by /b/tards.
Seaking is a water Pokémon, also, the best Pokémon.
Mootle: ''so i herd u liek mudkipz?''
/b/tard: ''ya i liek dem its teh only awesome pokémon!''
Awesome /b/tard: ''FUCK YEAH SEAKING!'''
/b/: ''FUCK YEAH SEAKING! SEAKING ROCKS!''
Fuck Yeah Seaking! by Lolwut!? January 11, 2008

heat seaking moisture missile

I’m just speaking in general… 

I’m just speaking in general… — a story telling tactic used by old southern people when they are actually reading you from head to toe; inside and out; and from womb to tomb. In many ways, this is worse than if they put both feet in your ass and yelled at you about your folly.

“I’m just speaking in general” has four parts: a detailed summary of your past character; a current analysis of your present actions based on things you did as a child; a detailed outcome of you actions based on probability and having seen your story played out in other people’s lives that they have seen with their own eyes; and, an admonition to change your ways if you don't want to end up like the person they are just “speaking in general about.
Boy, I ain’t got no hang ups; I’m too old to have hang ups. Hang ups is for young people — I’m just speaking in general… Oh I knew a boy like you: he was hard headed when he was a baby and he’s head headed now. You know what they say about hard headed people: A HARD HEAD MAKES A SOFT ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I’m just speaking in general. But, if you don’t want to end up like that; you better change your ways!!!!!!!!!