scum bagel

When your bagel doesn't have cream cheese on it.

"He has a scum bagel".
"Yeah, won't even let him but cream cheese on it".

scum bagel by Brian4reel November 27, 2016

Scum bagel

Something that a moron comes up with to just say he put something on here

Brian: guys I found scum bagel on here
Dakota: you are a scum bagel , your dumb ass put it in here

Scum bagel by CLoyurnrttehss December 3, 2016

scumbagliness 

The abstract noun form for the proper noun "scumbag".

Used to describe the characteristics or behavioural traits of those behaving like, or who inherently are, a scumbag.

After many unsuccessful attempts at contacting his brother, he finally got through, only for his brother to claim he was too busy to talk, in the ultimate display of scumbagliness.

scumbagliness by The Fantastical Mr. Kemp March 27, 2016

Scumbagery 

Scumbagery - (Skum-bag-err-ee)
1: The act of being a "scumbag."
2: Performing acts of being deemed a "scumbag."

example 1)We gon be doin some scumbagery tonight Glenn.

Example 2) Last week jim performed 4 acts of scumbagery.

Scumbagery by J33zup March 14, 2009

scumbagilly 

verb.When someone does something in a scummy way.

Mohamed:OH my god a nice hotdog on the floor,i must eat it!
Lucifer:EEWWWWWWW don't eat it your so scumbagilly!!!!

scumbagilly by Lucifer's mom March 9, 2009

Scumbaglatorist

Definition

A person who identifies, exposes and dismantles acts of Scumbaggery: One who has personally experienced Scumbaggery and now advocates on behalf of other who have been Scumbaggery.

Only a victim of Scumbaggery can be a true Scumbaglatorist (or Scumbaglatorian) and fight against the wrongful acts of Scumbaggery

Scumbaglatorist by Ms T. Rebel November 23, 2025

Scumbaglatorian

Noun ~ A person who’s studied Scumbags, Scumbaggery, themselves been Scumbagged. A Scumbaglatorian writes articles and educates people on Scumbaggory behaviour to create awareness and prevention of acts of Scumbaggery

I have a BA in Scumbaggery, I’ve published articles and been an expert witness in my vocation as a Scumbaglatorian.I study Scumbags, their acts of Scumbaggery and effects of being Scumbagged has on a Scumbaglatore(e)

Scumbaglatorian by Ms T. Rebel November 23, 2025