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Scruff McGruff 

An anthropomorhphic cartoon dog who fights crime and solves mysteries. Gives out free comic books via the mail on how to avoid things like "getting your ass kicked".
"For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!"

Scruff Mcgruff 

when a dog teabags you in your sleep
Damn i woke up and my dog was scruff mcgruffing me all night long dude.
Scruff Mcgruff by ILikeCircles June 14, 2009

Scruff McGruff 

A person who is broke and/or stank & dirty looking.
scrub
Aww hell naw Pam,A I know that ol' broke down Scruff Mcgruff aint trying to holla at us. lol
Scruff McGruff by Weda03 July 24, 2003

scruff muff mcgruff 

An extrememly hairy vagina, so hairy that small children are often found in it
I heard that when Ben disengages his pubes beard from Eileeen's scruff muff mcgruff it sounds like velcro.
scruff muff mcgruff by Matthew Levin September 7, 2006