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Scruff McGruff 

An anthropomorhphic cartoon dog who fights crime and solves mysteries. Gives out free comic books via the mail on how to avoid things like "getting your ass kicked".
"For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!"

Scruff Mcgruff 

when a dog teabags you in your sleep
Damn i woke up and my dog was scruff mcgruffing me all night long dude.
Scruff Mcgruff by ILikeCircles June 14, 2009

Scruff McGruff 

A person who is broke and/or stank & dirty looking.
scrub
Aww hell naw Pam,A I know that ol' broke down Scruff Mcgruff aint trying to holla at us. lol
Scruff McGruff by Weda03 July 24, 2003

scruff muff mcgruff 

An extrememly hairy vagina, so hairy that small children are often found in it
I heard that when Ben disengages his pubes beard from Eileeen's scruff muff mcgruff it sounds like velcro.
scruff muff mcgruff by Matthew Levin September 7, 2006
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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