scrote tote

A soft warm blanket or pouch to contain and protect the testicles.

David wore his scrote tote to alleviate his testicular discomfort.

by DavidPipBrown April 9, 2009

scrote tote

When a lady sucks a mans balls, and jerks him off at the same time.

Scrote tote is Marla's drunk fun. Wiener. Wiener

by Isaiah Cooper May 31, 2006

Scrote Tote

A fanny pack, when worn in front, over the scrotum, instead of in back, over the fanny.

He keeps his wallet and keys in his scrote tote.

by Stun13 August 13, 2014

scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.

When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.

by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013

tote the scrot

to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)

Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"

Clark: "why I oughta"

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

scrotette

This is the female equivalent to a "scrote". A scrotette is the slang name for a female who is smelly, sweaty, ugly, scummy and thick and resembles that of a scrotum.

"Check out that scrotette look at the bumfluff on her"
"Eugh you stink ya scrotette"

by Gemmifer March 18, 2008