scrotation

1. To use one's scrotum as a flotation device.
2. To rotate or twist one's scrotum, usually causing injury. Past tense "scrotated".

My plane crashed into the ocean, and I had to perform scrotation.
I accidentally scrotated the other day, and I had to go to the hospital.

scrotation by Hnery Derpington III May 24, 2017

scrotation

1. Scrotation, comes from scrotum & rotation. Refering to a "rotation" while scratching ones nutsack. Example: at a job, (i.e. workshift), also commonly used amongst Vanier Lifeguards when changing guarding positions.

1. Scrotation! ... SCROTATION!!! ... GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!

2. I scrotated the tires on my Lada yesterday, what a job.

scrotation by Big Toker April 14, 2003

Scrotation

Rational simulation of the scrotum

I really enjoyed the scrotation last night

Scrotation by Ancientone May 24, 2022

scrotation marks 

When you shave all but two hairs from each of your ballsacks.

OMG, those balls are hairless. Oh wait, I can see some scrotation marks.

scrotation marks by drzimo March 20, 2010

Scrotaint 

The area of skin in between a person’s scrotum and taint.

Yo my scrotaint dripping purple ooze and mad itchy this morning.

Scrotaint by TheScrotaintKid August 2, 2020

scrotastinate 

When your lady stays out late with her girlfriends just to avoid sex.

Sure, l'll have another drink so I don't have to go home and do Bob. Yes, I'll scrotastinate and do him tomorrow..

scrotastinate by C.Lit May 20, 2010

Scroteration 

(Skro-tur-ay-shun)

1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.

Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!

Scroteration by Mr W to the R to the C November 25, 2011