Scroon

A male figure that is very hairy and can play baseball

Yo Scroonalini why you on the field?

by JStew99 September 11, 2018

Scroon

When someone is stupid...scroon

"SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS BALONEY BALLOON SCROON HEADASS UP"

by O1kaxwa January 28, 2021

SCROON

Scroon - Can mean anything you want it to. just say with your chest

I made a starting Scroon.....screen

by oh_hayhay March 9, 2024

Scroon juice

A mix of raccoon and scraps of lettuce mixed in a blender. Packed with protein.

Dude scroon juice is so damn good, I could run all day thanks to it.

by T_dono09 December 6, 2018

scronetic

The resulting energy force created when two male's scrotums collide during a threesome.

Man, my balls are sore from all that scronetic activity with Mandy last night.

by jimi loves fruitloops April 24, 2014

Chicken Nugget Scoon

A person with low self confidence that does not fair well in social situations. Someone who is perceived as soft, that won't stick up for themselves. Often easily intimidated and cowed into submission when met with direct conflict. A bitch or pussy.

An idiom that refers to the person in question as a type of "Chicken Nugget" to be devoured effortlessly by hungry, more dominant members of the social order.

Peter is a straight A student, but he often gets violently attacked and shoved into lockers by the football team because he is a chicken nugget scoon who won't do shit.

by Cartesian Dualism January 17, 2018

scoon army

The army that accompanies the beast himself.....EMPEROR SCOON

Mum get the camera the Scoon Army are here! Ermagherd

by Blake K Forrester August 2, 2014