SCOON

a name for a coon who sucks at running.

damn coon! he is slow as shit! this scoon is obviously a white decendent.

by scoon city May 29, 2011

Scoon

(n)(v) a combination of the words scrub and goon refers to a person who portrays traits of both. This person acts cool when not and also slow witted and goofy.

Shane likes to think hes cool but hes just a scoon.

Craig bought a new era hat but hes just scoonin we know hes lame.

by Twin Jester August 20, 2010

scooning

The action of inserting ones finger into ones butt hole and in a slow but soothing motion circling the inside of the anus saying wuuuw wuuuuw wuuuuuuuw.

professionals like too use there entire arms thrusting up inside of there organs.

created and made famous Henry Bos of birch hill camp

Henry: hey have you herd of this new thing called scooning every body does it now-a-days.

Nick: o ya I scoon in the shower all the time.

by Scooning Master July 19, 2012

scoon

combination of both spic and coon an offensive term to anyone that pisses you off.

some scoon shot some other scoon on my street last night

by mike alteezy July 2, 2005

Scoon

Someone who is rude, disrespectful, or not acceptable in the ways of the gang.

Omg don't be such a scoon...
You scoon! I can't believe you did that.

by I C Y G I R L January 7, 2020

Scoon

An object obtained by the act of buzzling

That man is buzzling scoon

by Ryan May 12, 2004

Scoon

A slimy green substance used in different many industries, lethal if ingested.

Bro dont touch my new Scoon shirt, it was $100.

by OGNOHA September 10, 2018