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Scrawny Nag

A Menace to society. Devourer of worlds. The reason the once thriving, growing, and popular bustling town of Armadillo is now in dissaray and plague. One day the townsfolk decided to build a stable for everybody's fine horses, open to all and would help any sick or hurt horse. That's when an old dying sickly man rode into the fine town of armadillo on one scrawny nag. Scrawny Nag a skinny deathly cancerous horse. The old man took his horse to the stables slowly as he got closer the people of Armadillo saw the large bags under his eyes and the look of terror on his face. He gave the horse to the people of Armadillo and left. The next few days were full of death as the people got plagued with the black death and other deathly diseases.
Scrawny nag will find you.
Scrawny Nag by DogeGamer May 6, 2022

Scrawny Nag

A nasty little piece of shit. Causes many suicides a year.

Backstory:

Scrawny nag lived a very tough and rough childhood. Abused by many different parental figures growing up, he had many scars on his face and body from all the ass whoopings that he endured. During his teenage years, Scrawny Nag resorted to stealing and doing whatever he come up with in his mind due to boredom. Once scrawny nag got caught stealing from the Adam and Eve “Male Pleasurings” isle, he was sent to JDC. Scrawny was severely bullied due to being horrendously ugly. Being called names like “Freak” Scarface” and “SlowAssNigga”. Nobody wanted him when he got out. Nobody remembered him. He was lost. So that’s where the player comes in. The player unwillingly adopts scrawny out of complete pity.
My horse died and now I’m stuck with Scrawny Nag
Scrawny Nag by CloutRanger August 16, 2022

Scrawney Nag 

Scrawney Nag has a massive shlong, he takes the best backshots and gluck gluck. Is known to sometimes wear a gimp suit and ball gag.
Scrawney Nag by smig smugly November 25, 2021
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