Scout water 

Any highly-flammable liquid fuel with which a resourceful Boy Scout might augment the construction of his campfire, i.e. gasoline, kerosene, ethanol, naphtha, etc.

Scout: "I try and try but I just can't get this tinder to light! I think it's too wet."

Adult Leader: "Fear not, for I come bearing Scout water and good tidings. Now go find me a left-handed smoke shifter."

Scout: "A what?"

Scout water by I Hate Fruit Loops!!! March 21, 2009

Australian Water Snout 

Letting an Australian Elephant insert its trunk into the recipients' rectum. The recipient then goes on to releases it's bowels, filling the Australian Elephants' trunk with fecal matter. The elephant then pulls its' trunk out of the recipients' anus and allows the man to insert his penis into the elephants' trunk

He didn't come to work all day because he said he stayed up all night getting an Australian Water Snout

Australian Water Snout by Crocodile cumdee August 12, 2009

the Water spout 

using a hose you push water into the woman's Vagina and then quickly stuff your penis in as you pull out the hose, proceed to have intercorse, after you cum you pull out and watch the water flow.

man my girl was in the back yard watering the plants, but i took the hose and gave her the water spout

the Water spout by MasterDarc February 9, 2010

Water Spout 

A natural occurrence that takes place when clouds get unnecessarily thirsty. The clouds create their own "straw" and begin sucking up water from the nearest large body of water. It closely resembles a tornado.

Person 1: "Dude, is that a tornado over the ocean?"

Person 2: "No, its a Water Spout. The clouds are just thirsty"

Person 1: "Oh"

Water Spout by Hey, Its my pseudonym! July 10, 2011

The Water Spout 

The act of inserting a straw into your lover's ass and then blowing cold water up the straw and into the anus. If done correctly, your partner should feel an incredible cleansing sensation.

But, beware of the backflow!

My girlfriend doesn't let me penetrate her ass with my cock, but she's not opposed to "the water spout".

The Water Spout by ColReb January 5, 2010

Jean Walter Scot 

An early 1900's American author. Son of Polish immigrants. Known for his socio-anarchist views and ideas. Born in 1899 and died in 1948 at the age of 49. He garnered a very small following for his strong socialistic views and opposition to US occupation in the European theater of war during WWII.

Dang, you're kicking socialist like jean walter scot!

Jean Walter Scot by AmLitGal September 9, 2010