One who, although previously believed to be a rad asphalt guy, is now known in many circles as a toucher of wieners; partakes in docking and all other forms of homo-shenanigans.
That guy used to get all the poon but now he’s a realScotty B
You grab 2 chicks and both of them fart in your foreskin, blowing it up like a balloon, once it gets to maximum girth, you nut all over the chicks with the high pressured semen cannon you created, once your finished you call up a friend to clean it up using their pubes as a mop
Hey bro! Later we should call up Harlee and ayda for a Greasy scotty b and maybe we’ll bring Luke as cleanup
The act of holding a person down while another person hovers over them, spreads their ass cheeks, clamps their ass cheeks over the recipient’s nose, and wipes back and forth. Fecal matter is then imparted on the tip of the recipient’s nose.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.