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Scottsville Schlotzsky

When a male dips his testicles into honey mustard sauce, shoves his nuts into a woman's mouth, and, while she sucks the sauce off of his coin purse, he ejaculates up her nose. This must be performed while at a fast food establishment. There are extra bonus points if done while the restaurant is open, and customers are inside.
Listen to this dude...Last night, Jennifer let me do the Scottsville Schlotzsky on her in the dining room after closing! It was the greatest!
by cheezeness August 26, 2010
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