Similar to the "Irish Goodbye", but distinctively Scottish wherein instead of simply disappearing without saying farewell, you actually play psychological warfare with your enemies and tell them you’re coming so they wait on you when you clearly had no intention of showing up.
Cody told Brandon he'd meet him at the hotel bar in 20 minutes.
Cody leaves to the airport.
Cody pulled a Scottish Goodbye on Brandon.
Get rekt Brandon.
Cody leaves to the airport.
Cody pulled a Scottish Goodbye on Brandon.
Get rekt Brandon.
by CamrenLuvsVulva July 18, 2019
When you announce your intention to depart from a party and start saying goodbye to people, and you also try to get your friends to leave with you, but are ultimately unsuccessful and end up staying.
Randy began a Scottish goodbye - he's been telling people he's leaving for the last three hours and he's still here!
by Travizzle October 4, 2014
ME: Damn, Roger is getting an indecent exposure citation.
Her: Yeah, well when you Scottish Goodbye at a childs birthday party what do you expect.
Her: Yeah, well when you Scottish Goodbye at a childs birthday party what do you expect.
by Parkaaa June 22, 2018