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scott pilgrimage 

The retreat to the restroom that one makes in order to escape an uncomfortable social situation.
"Where'd you go for two hours? You missed half the party!"

"Oh, it's not over yet? I have to pee again..."

"Friend, if you keep making scott pilgrimages, that girl with the squiggly hair will never talk to you. Mostly because she can't enter the men's restroom."

Scott Pilgrimage 

A relationship in which a great journey involving many social obstacles (exes, family, etc) must be taken before it can be initiated.
Person 1: God damn, being with Rebecca's such a scott pilgrimage; I've had to go through her parents and 3 of her exes and we haven't even kissed!
Person 2: Aw shit dude I'm so sorry
Scott Pilgrimage by Mogax December 22, 2014

Scott Pilgrimin' 

When a Dude dates a 17 year old girl and then rejects it.
Scott Pilgrimin' by SimmyShimmy2 September 1, 2023

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026