Scott Pilgriming 

Having the characteristics of Scott Pilgrim, and basically rocking at life.

Willing to fight off any number of evil-exes for the girl he loves.

Man, the he was totally Scott Pilgriming when he took down that douche and saved the party.

Scott Pilgriming by apb1993 February 20, 2011

scott pilgrimage 

The retreat to the restroom that one makes in order to escape an uncomfortable social situation.

"Where'd you go for two hours? You missed half the party!"

"Oh, it's not over yet? I have to pee again..."

"Friend, if you keep making scott pilgrimages, that girl with the squiggly hair will never talk to you. Mostly because she can't enter the men's restroom."

scott pilgrimage by NoeOffenseBut... October 10, 2014

Scott Pilgrimage 

A relationship in which a great journey involving many social obstacles (exes, family, etc) must be taken before it can be initiated.

Person 1: God damn, being with Rebecca's such a scott pilgrimage; I've had to go through her parents and 3 of her exes and we haven't even kissed!
Person 2: Aw shit dude I'm so sorry

Scott Pilgrimage by Mogax December 22, 2014

Scott Pilgrimin' 

When a Dude dates a 17 year old girl and then rejects it.

Bro's Scott Pilgrimin'!

Scott Pilgrimin' by SimmyShimmy2 September 1, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019