Scopefondling

Name: Scopefondling Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

Adjusting your $3k optic for 20 minutes before firing a single round. The foreplay lasts longer than the shoot.

Verb: “He’s been scopefondling since open.”

Noun: “Another scopefondling session at 25 yards.”